Today’s Menu


served with your choice of Spotify, occasional puns, or quiet politeness

Photo assisting, commercial assignments, full day. 400

Photo assisting, editorial assignments, full day. 250


need someone to assist on a quick editorial shoot? not getting paid much yourself? interesting subject matter? please get in touch!


Canon digital kit day rental. 300

includes 5D Mark III and a few of these lenses: Sigma 24-35mm 2, Canon 50mm 2.5 Macro, Sigma 85mm 1.4, Canon 90mm tilt shift, Canon 100mm 2.8 Macro, Canon 135mm 2L

optional: second 5D Mark III for backup for location shoots; up to 4x 600EX-RT flashes

*new* Broncolor Move 1200 L kit day rental. 200

includes battery pack, 2 heads, head extension, spare battery, Broncolor RFS transmitter, modifiers, grip

modifiers: beauty dish w/diffuser and grid, 5.9′ oval softbox, Photek Softliters, softboxes, small and medium reflectors with grids

grip: c-stands, sand, clamps, light stands, etc

add two Broncolor mains-powered monolights for $50 each


Tea. 5

lapsang souchong, pu-erh, peppermint, rooibos, ceylon, assam, Earl Grey™, others by request


Fuji Instant Film Camera day rental. 50 + 2 per shot

includes converted Polaroid 110B (127mm f/4.7) and/or Mamiya Universal (100mm f/2.8, 50mm f/5.6), and all the FP-3000B and/or FP-100C you can shoot


San Francisco Bay Area. 0.50 per mile outside of 20 miles from 94611

stick shift certified; insurance endorsement for your vehicle; parking extra

Travel day. 125

California. Negotiable

Worldwide (passport of course). Negotiable


prices are in USD // notice: the consumption of raw or undercooked eggs, meat, poultry, seafood or shellfish may increase your risk of food borne illness // yes, we have no bananas

to order, please call (707) 776-6891 or email